Salty Bae wrote a rather abstract poem for you guys:

Let me salt you:

"Oh you like salt? Oh you like dreams? I can salt your dreams.
Lay off the cracker Mama said, but the cracker was just too good.
Salt is just a gateway spice to a life of flavour. Without crackers there is no salt, without salt, there are no dreams.

But i crunch these nuts, and i will crunch your nuts too if you let me.
Nuts are good, they make me feel alive when i feel saltless.
Never again will i lay off the cracker. For the cracker makes me feel alive.
And never again will i lay off the salt, for it falls off my elbow quite nicely."

- Salty Bae