The Crystal Ball has had enough, and it's not going to take any more. Enough stupid questions about long journeys and dark strangers. If you want a long journey with disturbed strangers - bus tickets for the central US are always affordable and easy to find.

Ask a question with the secret handshake - and be cut some slack. Otherwise be prepared for a barrage of insults and rage.

Amaze your friends with the Crystal Ball that only gives YOU praise!