The world’s greatest app for sayings & jokes!

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OVERVIEW
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We’ve created the world's greatest app
for sayings, quotes and jokes!
So you’re looking
for the perfect quote or saying?
Or just want to have fun
and a good time?
Enjoy the best of the best
& funniest sayings, ever!

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QUANTITIES
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● 100,000+ cool sayings,
funny jokes & cute quotes
- no internet connection required!
● 130 categories
- for anyone, any taste and any mood:

• Cool Sayings
• Sex Jokes
• Romantic Quotes
• Attitude Sayings
• Sarcastic Sayings
• Friendship Sayings
• T-Shirt Sayings
• Insulting Sayings
• Sticker Sayings
• Car Bumper Sayings
• Funny Ways To Annoy People
• Yo mamma
• Emo Jokes
• Funny Confucius
• Men and Women
• Oneliners
• Crazy Thoughts
• Weird Language
• Last Words
• Knock Knock Sayings
• Funny Names
• Funny Military Quotes
• Crazy Bollywood Subtitles
• Weird Band Names
• Love Sayings
• Love Poems
• Good Morning SMS
• Good Night SMS
• Flirting SMS
• Broken Heart Quotes
• Humorous Sayings
• Wise Quotes
• Geek and Nerd Quotes
• Irish Blessings
• Rumi and Sufi Sayings
• Bible Verses
• Birthday Congratulations
• Easter and Christmas Quotes
• Valentine’s Day Wishes
• Things You’d Love To Say But Can’t
• Thank You!
• Tongue Twister
• Tattoo Phrases
• Latin and Greek Tattoo Phrases
• Get well soon
and about 75 other categories!

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SECTIONS
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● Favourites section
for your favourite sayings & jokes
● Search sayings & jokes
by full text search

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SHARING
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● Social Networks
● E-mail
● Copy to clipboard
● SMS (text message)

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USABILITY
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● Easy navigation
● Text to speech: The App reads
(Internet connection required)
● Random saying
● Rate all sayings online
● Retina display ready
● Universal App
● Multilingual - you can change
the language of your device
also to German and Italian (40,000 English,
40,000 German, 20,000 Italian)
● All sayings are text ready
- no need to cut and paste

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Just try it!
It’s the best app of the kind,
it’s the sayings application
you have been waiting for!
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