Mitt Happens.

Mitt can happen anywhere.

Mitt always happens at the worst times.

Now Mitt can happen on your Android phone.

Touch Mitt to hear one of his many gaffes, along with an appropriately ridiculous animation.

Originally this app was going to be priced at $1 million dollars, just to keep it exclusively available for the top 1%. But Mitt happens for the 99% also, so this app is reasonably priced for everyone to enjoy.

And don't really throw pies or eggs. It's illegal, and it's not nice.

Updates once Mitt Romney has more gaffes. And we all know Mitt Romney will definitely have more gaffes!

Now ain't that some Mitt...