The seventh seal has been broken and the flatulence of the world rests in your hands! When the red moon rises over the hill of Golgotha a mighty rumbling can be heard as the feces of hell gather for the final battle. Guide our hero through the bowels of purgatory to reclaim the kernels of truth and set right what has been tainted by the dark one. Face your excremental demons and become a champion for justice!

It's basically a take on an old classic but with doodoo, corn, rainbows, and an epic score.