Without wooden spoon we are lost. Forever cursed to dine with that of silver and steel. How else can dressing be glossed? And how bad would the uncooked chicken feel.

Fortunately for the chicken... you work in your uncles fish and chip shop and there is no chicken. You serve fish and wontons and without this wooden spoon your employment is on the line.

Dodge the things with the wooden spoon and be on the look out for chicken eggs.