Think you're good at platformers? Let's find out.

This is a 2D platforming game where the rules are simple: jump, dodge, and don’t die. But actually doing that? Yeah, good luck.

Navigate a series of increasingly frustrating levels filled with spikes, saws, and jumps that seem totally fair (not really). The controls are simple, but the precision required? Brutal. Every mistake is on you—and trust us, you’ll make a lot of them.

And to keep things interesting (or insulting), a sarcastic narrator will be there the whole time... cheering you on. Sort of. Expect snarky remarks, passive-aggressive encouragement, and some personal attacks on your skill. All in good fun, of course.

? Features:
Fast, responsive platforming controls

Tight level design that rewards skill and timing

A snarky narrator that makes fun of your failures (and maybe your controller)

No hand-holding—just you and your reflexes

No pay-to-win, no energy limits, no nonsense

? Warning:
May cause broken controllers

Side effects include retrying “just one more time” 50 times

Rage quit probability: High

If you love challenging games that don't hold your hand and love even more being roasted while failing—this one’s for you.

? Contact & Feedback
Got feedback, ideas, or just want to scream into the void?
? Email: [email protected]
? Developer: One Man Abyss