Drive a Border Patrol truck along President Trump's shiny new Steel Slat Barrier (not just a wall)! Catch 100 pound bags of drugs before they can hit hapless American patriots on their heads. Don't worry, the wall is see-through, so you can see the drugs on their way! Inspired by the tweet : https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1076239448461987841.

This is the one, the only, the instant classic: Border Wall Defender.

Only the bravest of America's patriots can hope to be welcomed to the White House for fancy feasts and tales of tremendous accomplishments!

Keep checking back! The drug cartel is working on ways to cut through the wall. Will you be up to the challenge?