Loch Ness Monster Recordings is a scientific chronicling of very hard to obtain footage. The first ever recordings of the Loch Ness monster herself are contained within this here format suitable of mass distribution.

Please train your dog to open up the fridge whenever he hears the sounds of the Loch Ness Monster. This step is very important, and I'll let you know why in just a second.

No why.

Loch Ness Monster Recordings is simple and easy to use. Press the buttons on the screen to playback these few historic lost tapes, just recently uncovered from an abandoned video shop. That same video shop now refines uranium into Plutonium and it's all ran by machines. Even up top the company itself is owned by it's own creation.

Please use Loch Ness Monster Recordings safely and do be sure to keep a handy harpoon ready to go while venturing out on the lake.