Would you love to just lob a bowling ball down an alley and into a pile of fine China, along with whatever other junk you often find cluttering old peoples homes?

If the answer was 'No' then you've got a lot to learn about being a believable teller of lies. When it comes to bowling balls and fine China, the answer is always yes!

The more you smash the funner it becomes. It's the cleanup that'll sting you and dent spirits if you're not careful. You must always take the China to a friends house first and let him have first crack at it.

It may sound like you're missing out on the fun by letting another take the first swing, however... unless you're the Queen of England there's only ever so much China to line up down that bowling lane but trust me! There's a good chance that Chinas been cursed.

That China belonged to the 'Mingchingling Dynasty' who ruled over the land before so and so's aunties, cousins, grandma, who gave it to so and so's grandma's aunty... the list goes on. That China is haunted, guaranteed! Let old mate take first swing and stand back to observe what strange or odd occurrences come to be.

If nothing happens after the China is smashed you've managed to not only dispose of what once cluttered your home, have fun breaking things, remove the mess in advance for someone else to cleanup and even have a glimpse into the mind of your friend with a handy little psychology experiment.

The smile he's wearing on his face after throwing that first bowling ball sure might look like panic after you tell him the China was haunted.