The Useless Box is just that, a Useless Box. You can't ask for anything more! This one is special, however. It talks to you and reveals unlocks!

Gameplay: Hit a button on a box! What more could you possibly want?

Dialogue / Story: Hit the switch to unlock semi-interesting dialogue. Or not, staring at the box is totally cool too!

Music: Hand picked music that you may or may not like!

Game Length: Goes on as long as you want it to, even to the heat death of the universe. Useless Box will always be here for you!

Social Media / Multiplayer: There is none. Enjoy not bugging your friends with useless things.

Unlocks: Unlocks! No microtransactions or anything of the sort.