Admit it. This is all you've ever wanted.
And here it finally is!

Presenting the best soundboard app of Captain Raymond Jacob Holt, Captain of the 99, founder of the African-American Gay and Lesbian New York City Policeman's Association, and an Ex-Pigeon mascot.

This brilliant ad free, open sourced Holt Soundboard, inspired by an app of the same name in the actual show, has tens of soundtracks and quirky statements by Raymond Holt, from Hot Damn to Funky cold medina, this app has got them all.

So dive right in and carry the voice of Raymond Holt with you. Nine Nine!