Have you ever spent ten hours on a bus, during which you had to twice violate your personal rule against relieving yourself on board a moving vehicle?

Did you ever arrive at the Dixie-Trek convention in Jackson, Mississippi only to find that your idol, Wil Wheaton, decided he had better things to do than to show up and sign your action figure?

Betrayed, now you too can have your revenge!

Oh, wait...

Game over, moon pie.

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Thwarted when taking revenge on The Big Bang Theory's Wil Wheaton? Why not set a ringtone or notification to remind you of your humiliating defeat?