No fart sounds. No barking. No meows. Just pure pianoness, ready to be played like it’s 1787... or 2087!

Whether you're here to practice, compose, or just pretend you're in a dramatic movie scene staring out the window — this app delivers.
Choose from three glorious sounds:
– A classic grand piano (fancy vibes)
– A dramatic pipe organ (haunted castle energy)
– A digital keyboard (aka synthy teen dream mode)

Record your performances — masterpieces or total disasters — and share them with friends, enemies, or piano teachers you want to impress/intimidate.

Fully offline. No sign-up. No nonsense. Just keys and sounds. And you, of course.

May inspire deep emotions, musical genius... or spontaneous air-conducting.
Perfect for real musicians, fake musicians, dramatic souls, casual key-smashers and anyone who thinks “Piano Mc Piano Piano” is objectively the best name for an app.

So go ahead — jam, share, repeat.
Because sometimes, a piano that sounds like a piano... is exactly what the world needs.