Radiation Detector Scan Sounds comes with the best in the biz and thanks to the electromagnetic spectrum you too can enjoy radiation detector and Geiger Counter scan sounds from your very own phone!

Radiation Detector Scan Sounds is a state of the art simulator of sorts and with it you could cause both harm and strife or happiness and wellbeing. We all just want to see melting plants so we can roam around the wasteland that's left don't we? How hard can it be to spawn a mushroom cloud over the nearest capitol? Democracies surely failed the any and all, not to mention the working class man. Capitalism was broken the day the calculator was turned on and in the remains of a burnt down city progress will thrive!

Thanks to Radiation Detector Scan Sounds you too can continue to dream of a world without the government always in your ear and on your mind because everything fun, flamethrowers and grenade launchers included were considered unsportsmanlike.

When will those pesky humans learn to stop building rules around eachother I wonder? Can't drive around without a license?! Can't ride a bike without a helmet?! You can't even cross the street in most places without the potential for financial punishment. The Earth is a practical joke on the people that actually have to inhabit the bloody thing and it's all because the bugger responsible for building the bloody thing didn't have the decency to bugger off afterwards and instead left a bunch of bollocks behind for us.

Life's almost too short yet when you dwell around a social recycler for a society, constantly trying to bore us all to death with a rinse and repeat slave labor campaign it almost seems too long and unworthy of the effort we're all forced to put in to sustain it's fragile little bubble of broken bliss.

Radiation Detector Scan Sounds was brought to you by the working class man, forever having to deal with a dull and boring illusion clearly unworthy of anyone's continued effort due to negligence from unaccountable cowards behind a bricked out wall. Life looks better with a thermonuclear cloud in the sky... and not just some lame offshoot hypothetical for a string grab while we putter about in a false economy enslaved.

Radiation Detector Scan Sounds is just what you need when the universe continually lets you down for a shoddy soap opera rehash experience. It's blatant slavery and it doesn't deserve the spark.