The town of Lawrston was once a peaceful place to live, until the summoning tore it apart. Risen from the depths of the utmost evil, the ancient celestial monster, Bob, has possessed the town. Using his new army, Bob, plans to turn all of humanity into his evil servants.

All that stands between Bob and his plans is one man, cranky from a double shift and with no evening plans. That man is Ernie, the sales manager for Meat N' Things.


-Use Ernie's vast array of weapons to fight tons of unique monsters across 30 levels.

-Battle many gigantic freakish bosses.

-Unlock and upgrade new weapons and side arms.