What If - Random Quote Generator Widget is a very simple, free, no ads, no special permissions app that allows you to create a widget on your home screen that generates what if phrases. The phrases are entirely random, creating results that can range from funny to mysterious.

Example phrases (taken directly from the app):
What if the irate fajita could wait?
What if the sixteenth melange could protract?
What if the convertible lethargy could become?

You can customize the font/background color of the widget to make it fit your own screen.