Meet iFixied Attendance, an application that not only ensures you are absent on time, but also maintains your reputation as the most diligent employee (even though we all know the struggle behind it). With advanced features and a simple appearance, absenteeism is as easy as brewing morning coffee—only without the drama of a broken coffee machine.

Imagine this: no more looking for absence papers or waiting your turn in front of a fingerprint machine which is often more sensitive than your ex's feelings. Just open the iFixied app, press a button, and voila! You have officially been recorded as attending (or returning). Remember, your boss can see everything—so make sure you stay out of bed!

Don't forget, iFixied also comes with an "anytime, anywhere" feature. So, even if you're on the road, you can still be absent without the excuse of "traffic, boss". We don't guarantee that you will be an exemplary employee, but at least your absence will be smooth!