Tell them how you really feel with the I Don’t Care Button.

Directions:
1. Press Button
2. Repeat step 1 as necessary.

Uses:
• When you’ve given away your last two f***s.
• When you want to tell your boyfriend what you want for dinner.
• When your girlfriend is talking about that coworker from work.
• When your friend is telling you about how drunk he got last night.
• When your dog shows you that new rat he just killed.

Warning:
May cause severe reaction in people who can’t take a joke.