Avoid that poor decision next time you are buying that packet of spicy noodles; Ramen Regret Rater is here to help!

* Have a date and think constant bathroom breaks will put a damper on the evening?
* Hungry for a quick snack but you have to go work out later and don't feel like making a mess all over the equipment?
*Colonoscopy booked in a few hours and you don't want to make it any more awkward than it already is?
*Or do you just want the lowdown on some dank n00ds, but can’t be bothered browsing to a website and deciphering Kanji to find out if the dish will beat you like a disobedient child?

Simply use our handy app** to scan the barcode and we will display the regret rating to help you make that important purchasing decision.

** Side effects may include sweating, euphoria, burning mouth/orifices, aggressive yodeling, existential crises, shingles and bilious humors.