Nothing for the person who has everything Congratulations!
You have received the app of nothing. Absolutely nothing. This is the ultimate in minimalism. Less is more, more or less. Nothing is precious. Nothing is simple. Open the app and be enthralled when nothing happens. Allow nothing to flow through your mind and calm your soul. Savour the moment. Soon you'll discover that nothing really is so much better than something!

Instructions:
step 1: Carefully open the application.
step 2: Experience nothing.
Contents:
The sound of one hand clapping: the hole in the doughnut: the thing that goes bump in the dark; the sound of a tree falling in the forest when no one is there to hear it; the incident that no-one talks about; the bashful achievement. Warranty:
This product is guaranteed to do absolutely nothing. If something happens, return for a full refund.
Warning:
Nothing ventured nothing gained. If any of this is swallowed, please consult a psychiatrist immediately.