Want to send a drunk text but are completely sober?
This app will do it for you!

Enter in "sober text" and the app will change it to make you seem buzzed, crunked, or even blackout drunk!

Text still not drunk enough? No problem. Just "take another drink" from our bar to sound even drunker!

Then send your "drunk text" to your friends and make them think you're actually drinking!

**NEW! Can't send texts? No problem! Now you can "drunk email" your friends. Perfect for tablets!

Note: your phone must have a text messaging/email application installed to actually send texts/emails.