RUBBER DUCKY HAS SPOKEN!

Rubber Ducky has amassed a large amount of wisdom and wants to share. In fact, he has enough wisdom to spout something every time you poke him, sayings things like:

"The ultimate team of pirates, kittens, and jetpacks!"

"Chew intentionally!"

"If you don't understand something, glue it to your shoes and eventually you will understand it very well."

. . . and much more.


RUBBER DUCKY OBEYS FASHION!

Spend time outfitting Ducky to be the perfect blend of wise square-duck-thing and deranged pirate (or intense garden hose or ribbon candy or whatever)! Then, uhhhhhh, show him off to your friends like a virtual pet, I guess? That'll work.