Welcome to Poop Pay—the only app that turns your bathroom breaks into a financial adventure! 💩💸
Ever wondered how much you’re earning while you’re on the throne at work? Wonder no more! Poop Pay lets you track every glorious minute you spend in the restroom and calculates exactly how much your company is paying you to do your business. Set your salary, log your “poop events,” and watch your earnings pile up—one flush at a time.
But let’s be real: this app is mostly a hilarious learning project for me, the developer. I built Poop Pay to sharpen my coding skills, have a laugh, and maybe help you discover your true earning potential—one bathroom break at a time. If you’re ready for some fun, come along for the ride! Share your stats, compete with friends, and see who’s the true King or Queen of the Porcelain Throne.
Features:
• Track your work bathroom breaks with a tap (or a wipe)
• Set your hourly or yearly compensation rate
• See your lifetime stats: total time, total cost, and number of poops
• Add historical poops (because every minute counts)
• Share your stats and achievements with friends (and maybe your boss?)
All data is stored privately on your device—your secrets are safe with us!
So, if you’re ready to turn your bathroom breaks into bragging rights, download Poop Pay and let’s get this potty started! 🚽👑