You know that feeling? Monday, 8:30 a.m., the coffee is still warm, but your boss is already asking about the project status. Tuesday: Home office planned, but the meeting runs until 8 p.m. Wednesday: "Short field trip" turns into an odyssey. Thursday: You wonder if work-life balance is a fairytale...

Welcome to "Shift in Z.A.C.H.T." - the Human Tracking System 2.0! We organize your work shifts with a healthy dose of irony and corporate dystopian humor. Perfect for anyone who wants to plan their modern work reality with a wink.

⏰ SHIFT PLANNING WITHOUT BOREDOM
You know those Excel spreadsheets for shift scheduling? Forget them! The system intelligently organizes your workdays:
• Plan different shift types: office, home office, field service, business
• Enter vacation, sick days, and events (meetings, appointments, holidays)
• Color coding & icons - instantly see what's coming up

🏆 GAMIFICATION WITH SYSTEM HUMOR
Imagine your work time app had personality – and a touch of sarcasm.

😊 MOOD TRACKING & "EMOTIONAL MONITORING"
After a 12-hour day, the system lovingly asks you: "How was your mood today?"

🔥 BURNOUT RISK ANALYSIS
You know the feeling: Monday feels like Sisyphus's stone. The system helps:
• Factors: Overtime, consecutive workdays, work-life balance
• Analysis of your shift distribution and recovery periods
• Health status from "The system is happy" to "System crash imminent"
• Ironic recommendations: "Have you ever tried to simply be happier?"

📊 SMART STATISTICS & ANALYSIS
Do you remember your last day off? The system does:
• Detailed analyses of your shift distribution by week, month, and quarter
• Overtime analysis based on your planned working hours
• Commuting analysis: CO₂ footprint, transportation costs, lifetime loss, home office potential
• Work-life balance score and recovery tracking (spoiler alert: you need more breaks)

🔔 SMART NOTIFICATIONS
The system notifies you – but with style:
• Mood tracking reminders with perfect timing (never intrusive, we promise)
• Achievement notifications with humor
• Configurable reminders for all your work types

💎 PREMIUM FEATURES
For those who want to experience the system in its full glory:
• Advanced statistics (quarterly/yearly view for long-term masochists)
• Detailed commuting analyses with CO₂ and cost calculations
• Advanced mood analytics (your emotional roller coaster in Numbers)
• Export functions for your shift schedules and analyses

🎯 PERFECT FOR YOU IF YOU:
✓ Are a Millennial or Gen Z who understands corporate humor
✓ Work from home or hybrid (and sometimes forget to stop)
✓ Are a stressed-out employee who uses irony as a survival strategy
✓ Likes self-reflection through data analysis (and hates Excel spreadsheets)
✓ Takes your work reality with humor (because crying doesn't help)

After years of research (and too much coffee), we've developed an app that:
• Delivers honest productivity analyses without fake positivity
• Offers humor as a coping mechanism for your work stress
• Presents well-founded insights in an ironic way
• Is an app that truly understands (and empathizes with) your modern work reality

The system runs on state-of-the-art technology:
• Offline functionality
• Data protection-compliant local storage (your soul remains (private)

🚨 DISCLAIMER:
This app is not a substitute for professional medical or psychological advice. It's a productivity tool with a satirical approach. The system still monitors you—but lovingly.

Are you wondering if work-life balance is a myth? So is the system. Let's find out together how deep the rabbit hole of your shift planning really is. Download now!

Fun fact: Z.A.C.H.T. stands for Zeitliche Arbeitskoordination & Human Tracking—sounds official, but feels surprisingly like you.