Ironically at least 8 years late, the Hipster Olympix is here.
Trim that beard and freshen up that tattoo, come win or come last in an ironic way in 6 classic Hipster Olympix events:
The Skinny Jean Sprint
The Polaroid shoot
The Pulled Pork Toss
The Fixie Bike ride
The Vinyl Discuss
The Hop, Skip and Jump