Bored? Need some beautifully chaotic nonsense? Get ready to turn everyday junk from around your home into ridiculous, real-life minigames!

From the creators of The Oh Force comes a game that transforms everyday objects into a whirlwind of unpredictable, chaotic fun. So, grab up those extra chopsticks, a deck of cards, and other such mishigas from the items list to prepare to battle for the title of the Egg. Think of this as your favorite video game party featuring that plumber clad in red overalls—but for reals.

What is Schmeg the Egg?

Schmeg /sh-m-EH-g/ (verb)
1. To clumsily shatter or destroy something.
2. To create an unbelievable mess.
3. Pure chaos born from sheer incompetence.
4. (archaic) Derived from the Yiddish word Schmegegge, meaning a foolish person or complete nonsense.

The /dh-UH/ (determiner)
Oh come on, You know what this is.

Egg /EH-g/ (noun)
A fragile little oval. Often edible. Frequently doomed in this game.

This game encourages creative strategies and thinking outside of the box, juxtaposed with a fair bit of luck and literal randomness. Will you dominate with your tactical genius, just pray for a serendipitous outcome, or will the eggy spirit of chaos reign supreme? Download this app now and let the schmeggin’ shenanigans begin.