FartMap – The World's Gassiest Social App
You’ve dropped them in elevators.
You’ve blamed the dog.
Now it’s time to make history.
FartMap lets you pin your farts on a map and share them with your friends.
It’s ridiculous. It’s pointless. It’s oddly beautiful.
What can you do on FartMap?
Drop a POIC (Proof of Involuntary Contribution):
Add your fart to the global map. Every pin tells a story.
Add some flair:
Give your masterpiece a name.
Tag the friends who had to endure it.
Choose the fart type — Silent Assassin? Window Shaker? Toxic Cloud? You decide.
Explore the map:
Find legendary farts near you.
Zoom out to discover hotspots around the world.
Zoom in if you're brave.
Invite your friends:
Link up your contacts to see who’s already on the map.
Send invites and grow your fart crew.
Yes, your friends will love you for this.
Why did we build this?
Because the internet takes itself too seriously.
Because farts are funny.
Because you and your friends deserve to laugh more.
Features (if you’re into bullet points):
- Pin farts on a map (yes, really)
- Choose your fart mood
- Add comments and types
- Tag friends as victims or accomplices
- Invite contacts easily
- See your fart history and stats
Free to use. No ads. Just gas.
Disclaimer
This app contains flatulence. Viewer discretion is advised.
Use responsibly. Or not. We’re not your parents.
Ready to make your mark?
Download FartMap and claim your square on the stinky side of history.
Side Project Disclaimer
We're a small, silly team doing this for fun. Please be patient if something breaks, farts twice, or takes a moment to load. We’re shipping joy one toot at a time.
Download FartMap. Claim your turf. Leave your mark.