Toilet Paper toiletpaper

Simulates a piece of toilet paper (aka bog paper)

Take your phone, drag it from the bottom up - you probably know where you have to do it - and... voila, you wiped - however you may call it :)

Push NEW PAPER to get a new piece of toilet paper and you may go on 'cleaning'.

Another advise: this virtual toilet paper makes use of acceleration and distance sensors - so maybe it won't work on your phone (only tested devices at the moment are HTC Desire and Samsung Galaxy S3 / SIII)

Remarks: This virtual piece of toilet paper won't actually clean anything in the real world (at last it's virtual). You probably could use your phone but I wouldn't advise you to exhibit your phone to real... erm.... dirt or any other kind of crap.

Futhermore: please note, that no real dirt got harmed for the production of this epic piece of software. Just a few crumbs of chocolate had to stand in.