Does your honor disappear when you think about the fact that you still don't understand the lyrics of the songs you've been listening to on repeat since middle school?

Paralyzed by your own ignorance, you don't know what to say when your cousin from fifth grade hits you with his new US Rap verse?

You are no longer in university, but you still have a doubt about translating the word "ice" because you think of "glass"?

Are you afraid to use "to bite" in front of an Englishman because for you it is a vulgar word? SHAME ON YOU !!!

Have you ever been to an English speaking country but came back without knowing what "welcome" or "restroom" meant?

Do you know that it's important to know irregular verbs without knowing what a regular verb is?

"blue" "brown" "yellow" "rose" "red" "green" "gray" "black", who is the odd one out? Can't answer what makes you think YOU are the odd one out?

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