Misophonia Smash: A Neuroscientifically Questionable Yet Oddly Satisfying Way to Cope
If the sound of chewing makes you want to fight gravity or you’re convinced that pen-clickers are agents of chaos, congratulations—you might have Misophonia, a real neurological condition where everyday sounds trigger not-so-everyday rage.
This app won’t cure you. There’s no peer-reviewed evidence for that (yet). But it will let you tap, swipe, and smash your way through the most aggravating triggers in human existence—from chip bags to ticking clocks—with zero cleanup and zero social consequence.
Core Features:
• Tap-to-smash interaction that breaks your stress, not your phone
• Toggle haptic feedback for extra sensory revenge
• Customizable trigger list stored securely on your device
• A clean interface that won’t trigger you further
• Built-in empathy tool disguised as a polite info screen
Whether you’re neurodivergent, highly sensitive, or just over it, Misophonia Smash is your non-prescription path to short-term emotional stability.
Now go ahead—smash like your sanity depends on it!