EmpathIQ: Can They Even Feel?

Ever yawned and watched your friend stare blankly back?
Wondered if your co-watcher felt that movie scene—or just noticed the popcorn ran out?
With EmpathIQ, you can finally stop guessing and scientifically-ish measure how empathic someone really is … based on totally observable, definitely legit behavior.

Features
- Behavioral empathy scoring (yes, like science, but more fun)
- Hilariously accurate empath-o-meter to share or keep as blackmail
- Multiple empathy levels: “Cognitive Companion,” “Emotionally Buffered,” and other terms your therapist might use
- Exportable results for instant roasting or bragging rights

Not Tested on Real Psychologists

... but highly effective at sparking conversations, laughter, and self-awareness (or existential crises, no refunds).

Perfect For:
- Parties, group chats, bad first dates
- Evaluating coworkers who never emote
- Wondering if your roommate is actually a replicant
- Those who feel everything and want credit

Download now and start scanning. Because sometimes, your vibe does need validation.