"... an elegant little package that packs a punch."
• 148Apps

"... you're going to have a lovely old time."
• Pocket Gamer

If Flappy Bird and Downwell did some baby makin' resulting in a love child with the shakes and a penchant for dubstep, this would be it.

With controls that work like hand churned butter, and be cold trippin' like Bob Dylan, you need to tap, shoot, dodge, and weave your way through a sewer full of slime balls, eyeballs, goofballs, and water balls.

If this game doesn't make you twitch, you are a robot.

This. Is. Puff.

FEATURES:

• Fast, smooth, and simple control system
• Progressive difficulty (adjusts your ability)
• Power ups
• Replay Kit recording for your badass kills and close calls
• Sweet classic 8-bit graphics
• Lots of baddies that are, like, super bad
• Game Centre keeps tabs on your kills count
• Retro soundtrack you can move your body too like Elaine
• Retro gaming in full effect
• Animated iMessage Stickers (in a separate iMessage App)