President Zuma doesn’t conform to the normal laws of punctuation, mathematics or South Africa. That’s why we created the Zumalator, an app that translates complex Zumatic Equations into something that everyone can understand.

We think this app will change the way you think about mathematics, the economy and your own sanity, but don’t just take out word for it, here’s what some of our fans had to say:

“This would have been more useful before I was fired” - Nene

“Don’t come here with your counter-revolutionary app tendencies” - Malema

“This app unlocks the many mathematical mysteries of the Zumaverse” - Maimane

**Disclaimer: This app is for entertainment purposes only, it should not, under any circumstance, be used to calculate your personal finances or a countries budget.**