Hey there,

I'm a beachball. I think.

I got lost in this strange world and now I'm just rollin' on through. If you can help me get past these saw blades and spikes, that would be greatly appreciated.

I'm not exactly sure who put these things here, but it wasn't nice.

Collect these shiny stars to earn extra bounces and points.

Make it far and maybe if you're super good you can hit the high scores page.