Don't check the news, and don't miss out, with the news app that gets better the *less* you use it… Keep up with the most important stories at your own pace, and let us bring you up to speed on what you've missed, whether it's been a week, a month, or a year.

So, go ahead, stop checking the news. Heck, don't use this app!

When you do, though, you'll find a delightfully simple reading experience, sans distractions, and missing most of the features you'd expect in a news app.

P.S. For now, Old News only follows the Hacker News community, making for a fantastically nerdy lean. More to come, if that's not your thing. Then again, maybe that *should* be your thing… Try it out!