Burps and farts are funny
If you don't think they are, don't download this app.

With this app, you can now fart and burp your favorite tunes without the risk of having to change your pants or throw up.

Imagine the laughs you could get from playing twinkle twinkle little star in farts or that Chinese one ( I think its called chopsticks ) in burps.

The sky's the limit with this new piano app!
You could become the new Beethoven of the farting and burping world!

This app is hours of laughs and highly addictive

Warning: Please don't actually try to fart your newly made songs you may pooopy ya pantys.