We've updated for iOS 11. The world awaits this announcement and hinges on its success. A hush befalls millions and they stand in awe of the sounds of Charlie teh Unicron, or rather, Charlie the Unicron, or rather, Charlie the Unicorn and friends. Why, oh why, must Candy Mtn be an etherial place where few have visited, and from which even fewer have returned? Could it be that we've all been born with but on kidney all along? Can such a mystical and potentially joy-brining location truly rob us of our only kidney? Only time will tell, only these sounds will reveal the truth. Remember: we're on a bridge, Charlie. We're on a bridge.

~Parker Planners, LLC