"This raccoon doesn’t just drink coffee — it lives, breathes, and commits crimes with it!"
• Raids office coolers with an empty cup
• Swipes espresso from sleepy baristas
• Holds a yoga plank (and a latte!)
• Rides a scooter using cappuccino as a helmet
• Surfs waves with a double shot in paw
• Battles sleep... and loses with pride
Not coffee — it’s jet fuel. Not a raccoon — a vibe.
Add chaos to your chats — show everyone who’s the ultimate Caffeine Boss!