Mr. Advisador is a PDA, Personal Digital Advisor, originally created for the Apple Newton. If you are having troubles in your life and just don't know where to turn, ask Mr. Advisador and he will gladly offer advice.
Mr. Advisador is rumored to be the first app ever released for the Newton, the grandfather to the iPhone. It was written by one of the Newton's creators, Ben Sharpe and resurrected here by Lookit.
Mr. Advisador returns after a long sleep since the Newton's retirement with fortunes that are just as relevant today as they were in 1993.
May good fortune smile upon you.